Quotable Quotes

• "That's an elephant" - Matt, a fellow fellow exclaims on our tuk tuk ride back from the Lotus Temple and Hare Krishna Temple in East of Kailash. There actually was a Jumbo on the side of the highway. Chillaxin. Note to self: Hare Krishna cooking just not up to par...

• "Did you go with your lover?" - my new friend Claudy, a Keralan travel agent asking me about my past journey through the Indian hill station of Ooty. Um... I guess "are you married?" is looking like a softball question now eh?

• "Do you like getting smashed?" - my new officemate. Day three. wow.

• "The monkey is gone now." - my new officemates after our new friend outside the window completed his visit.